Bertrand Russell: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Most people would
rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
"I love u,and my truth had no return, And therefore
my true love has been my death" - Tennyson's lancelot and Elanie
Mark Twain: Inspirational Funny Quotations
Most writers regard
truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Montaigne: Inspirational Funny Quotations
My life has been filled
with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
Jean
Paul Richter: Death Quotes
Death gives us sleep, eternal youth, and immortality!!!
From a headstone in Ireland: Death Quotes
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.
Unknown Author: Death Quotes
Hope
is grief's best music.
African Proverb: Dignity Quotes
Where there is no shame, there is no honor.
Elbert
Hubbard: Cool Quotes for Teens
The love we give away is the only love we keep.
Murphy's Law
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a
bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Murphy's Law
If there is a worse
time for something to go wrong, it will happen then
Murphy's Law
Left
to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Law
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Murphy's Law
Smile...
.... tomorro wil be worse!
